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 Posted: Sun 11:55, 06 Oct 2013 Post subject: Tim Thomas Makes the Puck Political |
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Being the moronically loyal Leafs fan that I am, I listen in vain for some murmur of optimism on which to pin my soon-to-be-dashed hopes and dreams. The latest unending debate concerns which veteran goalie the Leafs will go after. Three names reoccur: Roberto Luongo,[url=http://rogervivierweddingshoes.olimx.com/][b]cheap 2013 roger vivier wedding shoes for sale[/b][/url], Thomas Vokoun, and Tim Thomas.
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Hockey-loving,[url=http://giuseppezanottioutletonline.webmium.com/][b]giuseppe zanotti outlet online Guseppe Zanotti Official Sale giuseppe zanotti outlet[/b][/url], liberal-leaning Canadians like to forget that hockey is an inherently conservative game. Competing groups of upper-middle class, rich (mostly) white guys go to "war" in order to bring glory and cash to corporations like Maple Leafs Sports Entertainment. These corporations then use that money to sap even more money out of poor folks who have been duped into cheering along through a manufactured, us-versus-them sense of regional and national pride. It's like Wal-Mart selling Chinese sneakers to unemployed rednecks heading for the latest "let's blame Obama for sending my job overseas" rally. If professional hockey was a person, it'd be Mitt Romney. That's why I prefer to keep political reality and hockey separate.
On the other hand, sports have soothed political divisions in the past. Nelson Mandela used rugby to unify to a fractured nation; a shared love of football inspired a literary near-miracle when Hunter S. Thompson came perilously close to admitting Richard Nixon was a human being; and Saturday morning movie watchers know Rocky Balboa ended the Cold War through boxing.
So what if Thomas becomes a Maple Leaf? Could/will I cheer for him? Of course, provided he plays well. I'd nominate Dick Cheney for pope if he produced a .930 save percentage while wearing a Leafs jersey. That's the brilliant thing about sports, it's all about escapism, suspended rationality, and communal loathing of the other team. And if Philadelphia Eagles fans can cheer for a convicted dog killer like Michael Vick, surely I can forgive Thomas for not understanding his own country's history, political system, constitution, and tax code.
I would be a hypocrite if cheered against Thomas for political reasons. Sport's ability to transcend politics and cultural differences is one of the things I love most about it. And really,[url=http://monclerwesteoutletbillig.albirank.net/][b]Moncler Jacken[/b][/url], if Thomas came to Toronto it would be a win-win situation. If he played well,[url=http://rogervivierhighheels.albirank.net/][b]sell cheap Roger Vivier High Heels Roger Vivier outlet online store[/b][/url], I could let my Leaf fandom run wild. If he played badly, he's then ground zero for more unfunny jokes ("Thomas let in five goals because that socialist Obama wanted to redistribute the scoring.") See, not that funny.
Still, I worry that after the jubilation of a big win wore off, I'd have nightmares of Michele Bachmann and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker clinking cans of Busch beer and toasting a win for "real American patriots." But I think I could live with that vision as long as it's accompanied by another: the sight of thousands of Leafs fans celebrating in Yonge-Dundas Square after a playoff victory.
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